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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:47
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
No way
Unacceptable again!
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
share office space ...
What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What was the worst decision you ever did?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!